I EAT CITY

If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and signature Pokémon

confederateturncoat — Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:29 -0400

yEAH YEAH YEAH

genociderscissors: drcavejohnson: everykissbeginswithgay: ruth...

confederateturncoat — Wed, 08 May 2013 02:17:10 -0400

drcavejohnson:

everykissbeginswithgay:

ruthlessamor:

realsubtle:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground

0/10

man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions

time eventually turns out how it was always supposed to

you play as a little boy who’s parents dont even give a fuck about him travelling across an island to fight monsters with powers from your brains and a goddamn baseball bat. And you travel with another psychic girl, a nerd and a prince named Poo.
oh and you find most of your items in garbage cans…

a baseball player flips a switch

You play as a smelly orphan who cant even fucking talk jump into holes that really just get you more lost with this really annoying ball rambling at you the whole time in this terrible british accent and everything is shooting at you but you dont even have a fucking gun to shoot back you just fall and jump everywhere until you blow up this robot

and after all this the big prize, the victory at the end, you walk outside into an empty fucking field in the middle of nowhere

you play as a hooded man who runs around various settings sometimes with other hooded men and you clean up the government

Everything is made of blocks and you have to punch trees (made of blocks) and pigs (also blocks) and try not to get blown up by these green hissing assholes (who are, yes, blocks). There is no actual goal. I guess you can kill a block dragon if you feel like it?

doodleyman: bigronessreplied to yourpost:people who think gold is a light or faded...

confederateturncoat — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:22:33 -0400

doodleyman:

bigronessreplied to yourpost:people who think gold is a light or faded yellow…

…white gold?? D:

no no, gold as a color name

Considering that actual gold comes in yellow, white, rose and even purple, I can’t say I blame anyone for the confusion.

zooophagous: flyingcuttlefish: unleashed-rage: This is a...

confederateturncoat — Mon, 06 May 2013 14:41:51 -0400

zooophagous:

flyingcuttlefish:

unleashed-rage:

This is a potoo post.

That

bottom

left

corner

I CAN’T BREATHE. NEW FAVORITE ANIMAL.

now that’s a real life Jim Henson creature if I ever saw one

Photo

confederateturncoat — Wed, 01 May 2013 23:12:37 -0400

Character I play in our Dresden Files game. She’s a teen...

confederateturncoat — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:17:30 -0400

Character I play in our Dresden Files game. She’s a teen pop idol! And a half-fairy! And… guess where I got my inspiration. Hehe.

orange-knickers: Daily outfit 4/29/13 Still showing off my new...

confederateturncoat — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:27:41 -0400

orange-knickers:

Daily outfit 4/29/13

Still showing off my new hair~
Also, gonna start tagging my photos as plus size, because let’s face it, I am. And it’s time I started taking pride in my body.

Oh man, I LOVE your new hair, it looks super good on you!

Thing that has made me sad today: seeing three of my friends post “Reblog this if you’ve...

confederateturncoat — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:56:30 -0400

Thing that has made me sad today:

seeing three of my friends post “Reblog this if you’ve honestly thought about killing yourself before”

):8

vangoghgogh: yamino: 221cbakerstreet: passionsanddevotions: a...

confederateturncoat — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:43:24 -0400

vangoghgogh:

yamino:

221cbakerstreet:

passionsanddevotions:

agent-jaselin:

magpieandwhale:

So this is actually the best flashmob you’re ever going to see.

truly this is the flash mob of flash mobs

Wow. Do not even have words for how perfect this is.

A+ museum advert

Haha, I’ve been to this museum they’re advertizing!

I BURST INTO TEARS

awkwaben: shadowkixx: geek-studio: Portal 2 Marriage...

confederateturncoat — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:35:43 -0400

awkwaben:

shadowkixx:

geek-studio:

Portal 2 Marriage Proposal

Custom levels designed specifically for a man to propose to his girlfriend. D’awww!

omg that’s so fucking sweet

I bet she cried.

Btw did Nollaz also make that descendant character with the same last name? I may need to get behind that. It'd give a good excuse for another Nagata.

confederateturncoat — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:12:37 -0400

I think hers is a case of alternate timeline dancestors… it’s complicated. You’d best ask her.

Hope Montor doesn't mind WQ saying hi :p

confederateturncoat — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:12:03 -0400

he’s fine with it. He’s okay with the carapaces in general.

roswell73: I haven’t heard a peep from my coworkers all...

confederateturncoat — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:38:30 -0400

roswell73:

I haven’t heard a peep from my coworkers all day.

If I had a cubicle job, I would do this.

The Alizee crew (galleria incarnation). They’re some of my...

confederateturncoat — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:50:38 -0400

The Alizee crew (galleria incarnation). They’re some of my good OCs.

kurenai-rose: What type of dog is this? It looks like a husky...

confederateturncoat — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:10:44 -0400

kurenai-rose:

What type of dog is this? It looks like a husky cross fox!

Say hello to the Alaskan klee kai: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_Klee_Kai

A dog developed to be an appartment-sized syberian husky.

truebluemeandyou: Roundup of Nine DIY Ear Cuffs I’ve...

confederateturncoat — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:37:00 -0400

truebluemeandyou:

Roundup of Nine DIY Ear Cuffs I’ve posted.

Rhinestone Ear Cuff Tutorial from Transient Expression here.

Wire Ear Cuffs Two Ways Tutorial from Essas Frescurites here.

Easy Earrings to Ear Cuffs Tutorial from A Matter of Style here.

Ear Cuffs with Charms Tutorial from Hello Whimsy Blog here.

Ear Cuff found at Little Bit Crafting using a tutorial from Cut Out + Keep here.

Ear Cuff Tutorial form My Little Secrets here.

Feather Charms and Chain Ear Cuff Tutorial from Prudence and Austere here.

Ear Cuff with Chains and Beads Video Tutorial from Boat People here.

Basic Ear Cuff (right) and then Expanded Version with Wrapped Wire Earrings (left) Tutorial from Amelia Lune here.

Gonna save these because I have unpierced ears

orange-knickers: awkward-elevator: Swedish Chef Ramsay i...

confederateturncoat — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:01:29 -0400

orange-knickers:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

i can’t

is that… the chicken..?

er. sorry to bother you, but didn't hussie say that he doesn't want people doing commissions of canon Homestuck characters without his permission? :[

confederateturncoat — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:23:14 -0400

Ah, you’re right. I generally don’t do canon homestuck comissions, though. For one, no one has ever asked for any, and for two, I know there are Homestuck artists who are a lot more talented than I am anyway.

Personal bluh

confederateturncoat — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:40:08 -0400

beyondplotshitthunderdome:

Read More

Sad to say, it happens to all of us. But when people aren’t currently talking to you, it’s not necessairly because they don’t want to.

I did make 3 episodes of a Perfect Dark LP that I need to finish :P they're bad.

confederateturncoat — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:36:15 -0400

Doesn’t mean I won’t watch them! Let’s plays aren’t fun when you’re always 100% good.